Transylvania Transportation Rap!

Mortuary transportation

We’ll take you in style to your last destination

When you ride with us mile after mile

You’ll rest in peace… never lose your smile

 

Oh, Mortuary! Ah, Mortuary! Transylvania Transportation Rap!

 

A black Lincoln… a white Mercedes

A blue Rolls Royce or a pink Cadillac

Whatever you choose doesn’t matter at all

Cuz’ we’re here to serve… twenty-four hour call

 

Oh, Mortuary! Ah, Mortuary! Transylvania Transportation Rap!

 

You won’t get bruised or tossed around

On the way to the place where you go down… down

Six feet deep into the soil

And we’ll get you there before you spoil

 

Oh, Mortuary! Ah, Mortuary! Transylvania Transportation Rap!

 

When getting you there is a definite must

Dearly departed, please give us your trust

Professionals… for this we’ve trained

And we’ve never had a customer complain

 

Oh, Mortuary! Ah, Mortuary! Transylvania Transportation Rap!

 

And I ask all of you… the audience

Doesn’t riding with us make plenty of sense?

So stop the bad image; quite thinking we’re goons

You never know, you might be riding with us soon

 

Oh, Mortuary! Ah, Mortuary! Transylvania Rap!

 

[In Peter Lorre voice]

Please be seated. The ride of your life has begun.

 

© JW Thomas

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16 thoughts on “Transylvania Transportation Rap!

    • jwtatfbc March 15, 2016 / 2:50 am

      Well, if it is I hope you’re not disappointed. We truly do our best to please. And we really haven’t had a customer claim… ha ha

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      • jwtatfbc March 15, 2016 / 3:00 am

        Now that’s the perfect attitude to have. It’s just another adventure.

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      • jwtatfbc March 15, 2016 / 3:16 am

        Like I said, the perfect attitude. I have to head out. You have a great night, Lisa.

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      • jwtatfbc March 15, 2016 / 4:00 am

        Yeah, but I just happen to know you still have that playful quality in your personality, my friend. And fun is fun at any age.

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      • Mary Cathleen Clark March 15, 2016 / 4:02 am

        My next door neighbor has one, but his wife doesn’t ride with him. It’s kind of sad.

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      • jwtatfbc March 15, 2016 / 4:04 am

        That is sad, because it’s such a neat bonding experience, and great memories can be made that can be cherished for a long time.

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      • jwtatfbc March 15, 2016 / 4:11 am

        That sounds promising, my friend. Bonding and good memories are always worth the effort.

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      • Mary Cathleen Clark March 15, 2016 / 4:17 am

        It gives one something to look forward to in the future. 🙂
        Goodnight, JW, sweet dreams. )

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